Making Amends by Goldilocks

People often ask me how I manage to show my face in the forest after the unfortunate bear incident. I tell them, it's easy - if you follow my tips.

1. Say Sorry
Nine times out of ten this helps. Sometimes the bears don't speak English and chase you out of their home screaming and running. But it's worth a try, right?

2. Fix It
Crack out your tools, set the pot on the stove, hit the shops and have a go at fixing / replacing whatever you broke. 

3. Be Perfect
Smile, sing, bring porridge and never get caught doing anything bad ever again. You'll have those bears eating out of the palm of your hand in no time.

4. Forgive Yourself
If you could take it back and not go into that house, you probably would, right? So don't beat yourself up. It's not like you really did anything that bad...

5. Move On
Be Like Elsa and Let It Go. I mean, who leaves their front door open anyway?

So that's it, next time you make a mistake, follow the above tips and you'll be skipping through forests again in no time.